作为一个前水手,记住:别加入海军,除非你愿意冒着你丫的蛋蛋被海风吹掉的危险去保护别人的经济或者政治取向。

• As a former Marine, take it from me. Don't join the military, unless you want to risk getting your balls blown off to secure other people's economic or political interests.