A bond concert is a melodic lap dance: the four sylphs do energetic things with their orchestral instruments, not to mention their hips, that would compel Stradivari to order an exorcism.

• 棒辣妹的演奏会是一场优美迷人、性感四射的舞蹈表演：四个窈窕淑女用手中的管弦乐器激情演奏，她们随音乐扭摆的腰臀足以让史特拉第瓦里找人来驱魔。