So the British media decided to restage the glorious Falklands War instead, with the Argentinian captain Diego Maradona cast in the role of the headlines.

• 于是乎英国的媒体决定重演福克兰战争的辉煌，随之阿根廷队的队长迪耶果·马拉多纳成了头版头条的主角。