In truth, I would miss men.I would miss their smell, and their fragile sweetness, and the way they look at Match of the Day 2 in that lopsided manner, like a lion ogling a chicken.

• 事实上，我真的有点想念男性了，我怀念他们的味道，他们易碎的甜蜜，以及在第二比赛日，假装斯文有礼的样子，看起来就像狮子对小鸡送秋波一样。