In the ideal French scenario, you show up at the maternity ward with your husban d and a can of Evian moisturizing spray, round your back for an epidural shot an d give birth with a smile, without hardly breaking a sweat.

• 法国的理想情况是：你在丈夫的陪同下出现在产房，带着一瓶Evian面部补水喷剂，蜷起身在背部接受硬膜外麻醉注射，然后微笑着把孩子生下来，简直不用出一滴汗。