If you think the British bobby is unlikely to swap his truncheon for a pain ray, laser gun or exploding sponge, think again.Dixon of Dock Green, make way for Robocop.

• 如果你不相信英国警察愿意用疼痛射线、激光枪或爆炸海棉取代警棍；那么再想想吧；了；凡事皆有可能！