If you have a big cushy chair in your office you might as well just slather butter all over yourself and send yourself naked into the woods for the wild animals to attack you.

• 如果你的办公室总备着一把舒服的大椅子，你不如自觉点儿在自己身上抹上黄油，赤身裸体钻进林子里喂野兽去。