If you convert the numbers from Celsius to Fahrenheit, adjust for inflation, score on a curve, and factor dog years into the equation. My sales are up 850 percent this quarter!

• 如果你能平衡通货膨胀指数并把单位从摄氏转成华氏,曲线分析这不景气的几年,我这个季度的销售就能增长850%25