I might have lied on my own CV, if an east coast Scottish upbringing had not lumbered me with the subliminal conviction that I would burn for eternity in hell if I did.

• 倘若不是苏格兰东海岸的成长教育让我在潜意识里坚信,如果我造假,就会在地狱里永世受折磨,我可能也这样做了。