Here I sit broken-hearted. I tried to shit but only farted. Just the other day, I tried to fart, but to my bad luck, I shit my pants.

• 坐在这里，我心碎欲绝，因为我尽力在拉屎却只是放了几个屁而已。可是有一次，我本来只是想放屁，没想到拉了一裤子。真倒霉！