Dear KFC, people go to your stores to eat because they are fascinated by grease, the egg tarts and the popcorn chicken you recently introduced live by fat.

• 大众之所以吃你们家的东西是冲着油腻而来，近期推出的蛋挞，爆米花鸡等圾受欢迎的限期供用食品一律是靠油生存的。