CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.

• 中国公司：你有两头母牛，你有300个人为它挤奶。你宣布零失业率，高生产率，并把报道这个的新闻记者抓了起来。