Brinkley is a great catcher and was offered a tryout on the Mets farm team but he chose to stay with me so that he could spend 18 hours a day sleeping on a large green pillow the size of an innertube.

• 布林克利是很好的接球手，纽约棒球队曾经请它去试训。但它选择和我呆在一起，因为那样的话，它就可以在一只像内胎一样大的绿枕头上，一天睡上18个小时了。