BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.

• 官僚主义,美国方式:你有两头母牛,政府将它们都取走,射死其中一头,从另一头身上挤奶并付钱给你,然后把这些奶倒进下水道里。